How to Become the Popular Girl in High School
So usually when you start school you've got your brand-new Converse Chucks on and you're ready to roll.
But this year you want thing to be different. You want to be the IT girl.
But this year you want thing to be different. You want to be the IT girl.
Difficulty: Moderately Easy
Instructions
Things You'll Need:
- Money to go shopping
- To know who is the current IT girl
- To know who the current IT boy is
- Not to care if people's feelings get hurt
- Manners
- A Camera
- A Myspace
- MAKEOVER!
First of all, you'll need a whole new wardrobe. What's in at your high school? Scene? Prep? Buy clothes that fit into the "in" fashion at the moment. Afterwards, get the appropriate hair cut: straightened and glossy if prep, layered, teased, and died darker/lighter on the bottom if scene, etc.
- Make friends with the current popular girls. Be genuinely nice and polite to them; they'll start to warm up to you. Get invited to parties and outings, and *IMPORTANT: take pictures while you're with them in places other than school. Put them on your Myspace. You must have PROOF that you're hanging with them.
- The next step is to earn the leader's trust. Help her through her issues, no matter what you stand point is. Use peer pressure if needed to get her to do slightly socially inappropriate things. AND TAKE PICTURES OF IT!! Dare her to get someone in bed/cheat on her boyfriend, take her to parties and get her drunk of her face. Video tape it. Take pictures. YOU NEED PROOF THAT THIS GIRL IS BELOW YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE.
- Now that you all are good friends, you have to trash the leader of the crowd. Steal her boyfriend. Be confident, assertive, and straight-forward. Ask him to hang out. After you've hung out a couple of times, start going on more secluded outings. (i.e. the movies, your house to just "hang") And then show him the pictures of her cheating on him. If getting her boyfriend isn't enough, steal her friends too. Trash-talk her. Make them not trust her.
- Now you've gotten your hands on the leader spot of the "in" crowd. But now you have to secure it. Make sure the previous leader can never return to power ever again. Time to use those pictures/videos. When someone mentions her, show them the proof. Make her look so bad that they don't even want to sit with her at lunch.
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